Fairfield Circuitry The Unpleasant Surprise
The Unpleasant Surprise by Fairfield Circuitry
Reminisce about the time you got your shoulder caught in the reciprocating saw while this unit destroys your slick jazz lines.
The fruit of an oddball circuit, hanging there awkwardly by some parasitic effect. Tweaked, bended and shoe-horned to optimize it’s stench, it’s unpleasance. Time has come to turn all dynamics to shit. Strangely, it feels very natural.
1 in stock (can be backordered)
– true true bypass – 1/4” mono input/output jacks – 1/4” stereo CV jack – 2.1mm DC connector – 4.7” x 3.8” enclosure dimensions
Meet Maude was designed to operate using your typical centre negative, regulated 9-9.6 VDC power supply. The pedal is protected against reversed polarity and overvoltage conditions. Always check your power supply for proper voltage and polarity before connecting. There is no battery connection inside the pedal. – input impedance 1 MΩ – output impedance 1 kΩ – power supply 9 to 9.6 VDC – current draw 60 mA – delay time 50 to 500 ms
2 year manufacturer’s warranty
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